Oh, shit. What in the Nine Hells are you doing here? This is the master's secret, extremely well hidden vault, you dunce! Are you some sort of thief, wanting to steal the master's treasure?

Well ... that's fine, I suppose. There ain't any treasure here anyway, just a bunch of old books of LORE. Stupid lore. Just ... try not to sneeze on anything, alright? I'm Verl, by the way. I'm one of the characters in that link up there. Kind of a big deal, honestly. Killed Strahd ... I think ... once ...

If you have any questions, unkindly fuck off.